Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

Inside the closet.

You know what I say when I walk on stage now? I just say, uh, I'm gay by the way. And then I just move into my joke because it's too much work to try and build this stupid bridge and this and that at some point I'm like I'm gay now could we get into Starbucks? You know I just don't shit. And you don't feel nervous saying that?

No, but last night there was a very handsome man in the front row

with his very annoying girlfriend.

And he was Puerto Rican and looked like Eurotrash,

so it's my type.

Right.

And I just, I don't know why I still get like nervous sometimes I feel like

I'm still coming out every night on stage like I'm clot even though I'm talking

about being gay I'm closeting myself.

Yep, totally.

And then I'll always be like, oh, I don't want people to think,

this is what it's all about.

There's just so much that goes into like when I first say it.

But that is our lives.

Right, like what would be wrong?

I think that, you you know it's our fear that we don't want to stay in the same topic all the time.

Right. But the thing is is like dating and then you know like how we dress and how we look and how we act and what we're into it just

happens to be gay. So if I am the if I'm the I'm the I guess we're not quite sure

or what my type is. What are what type of gay are you? You're a handsome funny one. Well let's not say

that's not to say things we can't take back. I mean what kind of gay am I?

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