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And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Today will be an actual update on the slow moving

Armageddon that started on January 20th of 2025. Trump is like a glacier that's off its meds

and also has a concealed carry permit. First of all, none of the lies he told to get elected

happened. They didn't exist. And us people with a prefrontal cortex knew it,

which is why we voted for the smart, accomplished, caring, black lady. Guess what they've stopped

eating. The dogs! But us thinkers knew it was never real. While the lizard brain window lickers

voted for higher prices, racism, violating the Constitution,

and destroying the childhoods of young girls.

It's funny how little Republicans are talking about human sex trafficking now that they found out

that their hero is the MVP, most vicious predator.

We are now six months into the burnt umber boobs undermining of our beautiful democracy

people.

How's it going?

Well, let's see how well.

A man voted the worst president of all time by 150 historians in his first term is going

to make sure he holds that title for the next 250 years

in his second term. Sorry, we aren't going to last two more years, let alone 250. If this genius

hangs around, you know, you can never get a blood clot when you need one. Now, at the end of

2024, we had the strongest economy in the world.

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