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100% Eat

The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

0:01.3

Hey, it's Eric, and that sound can only mean one thing.

0:03.4

That's right.

0:03.7

We're watching The Beekeeper with you Wednesday, March 25th at 6 p.m. Central. That's 4 p.m. Pacific, 7 p.m. Eastern. You can get on the Discord where you can watch it live with us by going to Patreon.com 100% eat. watch the beekeeper again or maybe for for the first time, like Jordan, and you can see

0:22.9

if you are part of the hive. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz. We'll see you there, but for now, enjoy the episode.

0:28.9

Ben, bam, bang, bin, bin. Sing it like you did. Always. Terrible. Welcome to...

0:37.8

Singing the wrong song, too. I mean, gave you a hop. Welcome to 100% eat the show. We're a traffic at a faster restaurant. You probably do. I'm yours. Michael Jones. I'm a close of Jordan. How are you? Hot. I was making up for lost time. Yeah. Yeah. A little hot. A little sweaty in the midst of this one. Which is nice because today is like the last cool day before it's back up to 195 degrees.

0:57.2

We were talking about the weather, I mean... Guys, it's March, okay? Somers upon us. It's totally natural for it to hit 90 degrees and then 40 degrees the next day. Yeah, and then back to 90. You know what else is upon us? B-! Pee-! PH-Bitched him again. Virtual pinch. You can't pitch him, he's wearing green. Show the people, you're green, Nick. Right there. If you squit. That's why I wore it. Here's the thing. That's, if it was a defense, that's one thing. But then he said, that's why I wore it.

1:29.6

That's what's crazy. Yeah. That's the greenest thing you have. On the way out. On the way. On the way of your house. What does that mean? I don't have a jacket that's green. Yeah. But it wasn't on the way out. Okay. I liked your jacket today.

1:44.3

Thank you.

1:44.8

It wasn't green, but it was cool.

1:46.5

It said Coor's Light. on the way out. Okay. I liked your jacket today.

1:44.3

Thank you.

1:44.8

Wasn't green, but it was cool.

1:46.5

No. Said, uh, Coors Light. Isn't it like a bomber jacket? Yeah. Like a silver like, like, uh, it's like you're in the club. Yeah. He's not, but it looks like it. It looks like he. It looks like I'm a middle relief for, it's definitely, like a bad 80s baseball team.

1:58.8

Definitely like a cool looking jacket that when maybe it would be different as someone else was wearing it.

2:03.2

But watching Eric wear it is like, I'm included, I'm included. And me too. They, it has, the inside is lined. They had a mascot that was like a beer wolf. He's like a where, like a party werewolf. Whoa. Yeah. And so it's like, it's lined with like now. And now it's just the CEO of course. Exactly. That's what I was going to say is that it was really cool when things had mascots for a long time like the like Spuds McKenzie or whatever. There was like a party dog who drank beer and then like the camel who smoked cigarettes and Joe Camel.

2:34.4

Yeah.

2:38.6

All that stuff and like cool spot for like seven up or whatever.

2:39.2

Yeah. Great game.

2:43.7

Mascots really did like a lot of heavy lifting and we've talked about it.

2:48.1

But now it's just, well, we'll film our CEO being a human and it's like they're not.

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