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Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Arts, Society & Culture, Comedy, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

0:04.0

We're having a baby.

0:06.0

We're having a baby.

0:07.0

I've always wanted to be mom.

0:09.0

And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.

0:12.0

I have no idea what we're doing.

0:13.0

Thank you. I have more of an idea.

0:15.0

I think of it like a Tamagotchi.

0:17.0

At the end of all of this...

0:20.0

We're going to have a little baby.

0:21.6

Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus.

0:27.2

18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.

0:31.5

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:34.9

Wow, wow, wow.

0:36.1

Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy. Oh, God. Substitution courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only.

0:55.0

Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only.

0:57.4

T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scumannware. Dot like a fake name. That's cool. Good for her. Yeah. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Gracie Flynn. and she'll have no idea

1:11.0

she'll know if she starts getting a lot of offers

1:13.2

she'll get a lot of offers and she's like, wow, I'm so good at this. I tried nothing. Okay. I'm a doctor, I'm a model. I'm crushing it. It all came together. I'm brushing it. I don't work at the hospital and I don't get the modeling, but I guess it's working out.

1:30.3

I don't remember doing this, but I guess I did it.

1:32.5

Okay, Jordan.

1:33.7

Yeah.

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