Welcome to the Judge John Hodgeman Podcast. I am Bale of Jesse Thorne. We're in chambers

this week to clear the docket and with me is the host with the most Judge John Hodgeman.

I'm the host with the most coconut water in this room. When I was feeling poorly over

the winter, I thought I never get things like coconut water. I'm like I need to replenish

and I got some coconut water and I put it in the fridge. It doesn't go bad for another

five months so don't worry. When you say replenish, you mean you had lost all your coconuts?

I was the host with the most coconut water of the least coconuts. So I got this coconut

water and just before we started recording I'm like I had to get a drink of water. I was

like, or do I get to drink a coconut water and that's what I got and it's delicious.

This is not an advertisement but invite a cocoa get in touch with us because I will vouch

for this product. You have to balance your humours. That's blood, flam, coconut,

crime and coconut. Judge Hodgeman, I mentioned that you're the

host with the most because when I'm visiting New York City, Brooklyn, I tend to stay at

your office where you are sitting right now as a record. That's right. You are my host

when we visit and that's the subject of this week's Judge John Hodgeman. House guests.

Yes. So we had a great time expanding our brand recently. Love to expand the brand.

We went on the radio program, all of it with Alas and Stewart on WNYC and it was a terrific

time and they suggested have you ever done anything on house guest disputes? I'm like,

no, what are we thinking? Let's put out a call for some house guest disputes and

we got so many of them and we only had time on the radio to deal with about three that we

decided we should have a whole show dedicated to house guest disputes. We got so many that

we had to do a whole episode and who better to join us than not only you, Jesse, one of my

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