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The Commercial Break

The Hoodless Honda Lot!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of 7 moves in 8 years Only eat non perishables She likes her shoes cold Giving up dental hygiene?! Alien sperm on the mattress Roberta tells her what’s up Spare sheets from the motel? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

How's your morning going?

0:01.5

About to have a mental breakdown, how about you?

0:03.5

Nice, nice.

0:04.5

I'm in the middle of a mental breakdown already.

0:10.5

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:13.8

Chris, he's got like a big dancing bear sticker on the back.

0:18.5

The wheel is squealing.

0:22.6

The other people who are in Lexus are like,

0:26.3

I don't think that's what this is for.

0:29.0

Are we sure that that's a real Lexus?

0:31.0

Or is that a Honda with a Lexus sticker on it?

0:34.6

The meanwhile you're wheeling up to the players.

0:37.3

I was in the players a lot with a Honda that had no hood.

0:42.5

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:50.8

Yeah, Kazakins, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break.

0:54.0

I'm Brian Green.

0:55.1

This is my dear friend and completely anonymous co-host,

0:58.6

Kristen Joy Haudley, best of you, Kristen.

1:01.4

Best of you all down the podcast universe.

1:04.9

I realized like three days ago that I've been using your middle name this entire time.

1:08.9

So now anybody that needs to find you can do so willingly.

1:12.3

You want to give out your social security number while we're at it?

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