The Great Cornholio!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain Monsters! Its giving party in the cornfield Coyote or donkey STAY READY Dont want blood on this corn! Chicken massacre Let’s make a trsp boys! The wild woman or the why-a woman? You cant even caption this shit Got a twinkle in yer tinkle LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't give a goddamn half-time slam or whatever, it don't matter to me because I'm about dead anyway, so what I give is shit.
0:07.0	What the hell do I care? I don't. If nobody can take me like I am, make a separate kiss, my goddamn eyes.
0:19.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break, they've literally building a cage, like a dark trap, for a woman.
0:28.0	Who is the wild woman? What is this?
0:30.0	I'm like a little raw chicken breast.
0:33.0	Yeah, put a raw chicken there, because she hung up 12 raw chickens last night.
0:38.0	Seems like she's really into them.
0:42.0	Get yourself a butter ball, put it over there, thanksgiving time.
0:47.0	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:52.0	Hey, let's go on the ground, boys!
0:55.0	Oh, yeah, guys and gins, welcome back to The Commercial Break, I'm Brian Greene, and this is our special gossip correspondent, Chris, enjoy, hopefully.
1:02.0	Best of you, Chris!
1:03.0	Best of you, Brian!
1:04.0	Best of you out there in the podcast universe, thanks for coming on board!
1:07.0	Woo!
1:08.0	Get your TV here!
1:12.0	I was laughing with my sister.
1:14.0	Oh my god, that's too funny.
1:15.0	I was thinking about it, too.
1:19.0	Something came out of it, baby, and I was like, get your hot butt back!
1:22.0	Get your hot butt back!
1:24.0	No, that's no man's nuts, until you get my nuts!
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