You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland.

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, people, and this is the Armageddon Update.

Oh, my God, the continuing horror of the holiday season that our current timeline is playing out.

Got it.

You know what makes me kind of hope for a nuke or an Ebola variant that would only kill people who use their phones while driving?

Well, the Republicans have decided to kill your health care.

They wouldn't even have a vote to extend it.

They have decided to randomly also blow up boats in the ocean, and they've given the richest

people even more money, cutting their taxes, while tripling what it's going to cost you

to go see a doctor.

The kid wasn't sleeping.

The kid was dead.

Let's look for some long branches.

We'll build a mistreture.

Bankrupting farmers because of tariffs and then this

six-time bankrupt economic genius is bailing them out with our tax money. Again, you know,

like he did in 2018. Very, very large a brain. And this is after simultaneously getting our

farmers' contracts killed and stopping all food aid

to poor countries.

Not only hurting our farmers, again, because you do know that the contract should supply

food to these poor countries was actually filled by American farmers.

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