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Titus Podcast

The 2025 Disaster

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley,

0:06.1

and Ken Highland. And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

0:13.5

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the end of the year. I can't believe the daily cluster

0:17.7

fuck we've had to take for 2025.

0:21.6

Armageddon update.

0:27.6

Our current president slash felon slash rapist slash tax sheet slash pedophile and daughter coveting creep has again, in his second term, continued the destruction of all that is good

0:32.2

and holy in our country, violating its constitution and the rule of law while simultaneously grifting a rube's support him

0:40.3

with his crypto scam to the tune of $3 billion. He's deporting immigrants in a nation of immigrants.

0:46.8

His grandpa was also an immigrant, who, by the way, who left to avoid the military in his country,

0:51.9

and then started trapping a girls to a whorehouse in the Yukon. So Trump comes by all this pedophile stuff genetically. His dad's a birthright citizens who

0:59.8

took millions from the government and his mother was a Scottish immigrant, but they're white, so

1:04.9

cool. He said he would end the Ukraine war on day one. It's day 380, although he said he has ended eight wars.

1:12.8

Fact-checked.

1:28.9

Three weren't wars. Two have started back up. And three, he stopped with bombs and threats and a partridge and a perfuge. So three minor conflicts that he solved with threats and violence. You know, Nobel Peace Prizeworthy. However, he has bombed Iran and is blowing the shit out of tiny boats in the Caribbean starting a war with fishermen and wake borders. He imposed tariffs and says he's raising

1:34.9

billions in revenue, 205 billion so far, except those billions are paid for by you, the consumer.

1:41.1

On a $100 item with a 20% tariff, that raises the cost to $120.

1:45.2

Then they passed it on to you, but retail people always double the price, so you can pay $140

1:49.8

now. Aren't tariffs fun and country destroying farmers going bankrupt and getting bailed out?

1:57.4

Again, prices on average have gone up 4 to 14% since this obese dementia patient

2:03.6

has was weaseled into office by a South African immigrant. And that South African Nazi also

2:09.1

cut thousands of job with Doge and cut foreign aid from the U.S. worldwide. And because of that,

2:14.3

guess what, people? We've lost our soft power, giving China, Iran, Russia, and North Korea a shot.

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