You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley,

and Ken Hyland. And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

And this is the Armageddon Update. You know, as the Christmas season progresses and

our country regresses into 1930s Germany, Satan's masked elves

are still yanking people off the street with no charges and are bombing boats thousands of

miles from our shores and refusing to let us see Trump's wakeboard boat snuff videos. I'll be back with

the little boat.

The little boat.

You know, we can't see those videos because it's obviously all on the up and up.

You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd off the coast of Venezuela.

Secretary Hanks that now says...

I didn't say that.

You said that.

I didn't say that.

This is ABC fake news.

Will you release video of that strike so that the American people can see for themselves?

I don't know what they have, but whatever they have, we'd certainly release. No problem.

Do you realize what it took to make us forget the Epstein files?

They had to blow up tiny boats and murder 87 people in the ocean just to make

us turn away from the evidence that more than likely proves Kim Jong-orange raped kids. Because on the

Trump horror scale, murder is worse than sexually assaulting ninth graders. And how do we know he did it?

Well, because he won't release the files.

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