The “Hitman” Murders
Morbid
Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
4.4 • 100.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Elena. |
| 0:02.6 | I'm Ash. |
| 0:03.4 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:18.6 | Morbido. |
| 0:19.7 | What the fuck is up, Kyle? So much is up. Morbido in the house. Orbit! |
| 0:21.8 | What the fuck is up, Kyle? |
| 0:23.9 | So much is up. |
| 0:25.6 | So much is up, in fact. |
| 0:27.7 | So much is up. |
| 0:29.3 | But you know what? |
| 0:30.1 | There was a brief reprieve of joy. |
| 0:34.1 | There you go. |
| 0:34.7 | Because I got to go to the ghost concert. |
| 0:35.9 | Like you said, it's important to experience joy right now. It is. You need, enjoy the things that make you happy. You're allowed to. |
| 0:41.7 | And it will keep us all sane so that we can fight. Fight. Fight. Uh, you need a little bit of your |
| 0:50.1 | cup filled. Or you're going to be running on empty it's the same as parenting you need to fill |
| 0:54.4 | your own cup to be a better parent of course uh so just like try to do that but yeah i got to go to the |
| 1:00.4 | ghost concert in connecticut and it was as magical as it always is i love that and i got to meet some |
| 1:07.1 | of you and you were awesome shout out out to Deb and Bonnie and Chelsea. |
| 1:11.4 | Listen, look at you. I said, she's famously bad at remembering names. I will forget so, |
| 1:16.5 | and it has nothing to do with the importance of the person. Of course not. I am just like, |
| 1:21.6 | my brain doesn't work this way. And I will, as I'm talking to the person, forget the name they |
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