The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Pete bought a new car and he’s too embarrassed to admit what brand it is. Given that his old car was a Fiat 500 you can only imagine what he’s bought now.
Despite his embarrassment, Pete amazingly picked up a hitchhiker while driving it home from the car dealership. We hear all about that on today’s show and we also get a surprise visit from Sammy the dog. Adorable.
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| 0:00.0 | We still on the juice. We still looking peat and peat and look here for another look |
| 0:14.8 | and peat. The juice is tea in my case. It's a very milky tea. You got on the cycle and |
| 0:21.1 | off cycle with with with with with juicy milk, don't you? Yeah. Look at my mug. Best |
| 0:28.4 | ever. It looks like when the way you were holding that best ever, it looked like it was coming |
| 0:32.6 | out of your your neck and your head was the big cup. Joke head. Joke head. How's it going? |
| 0:38.6 | Are you okay? Yeah. Fine. Yeah. Stand out of trouble. Stand out of bother. Did you see that? |
| 0:44.4 | I don't believe that for a second. Did you see that video that was doing the rounds the other day |
| 0:49.6 | of a zookeeper trying to get a hip-hop back into the enclosure? I did not see that. I'm thinking |
| 0:55.9 | I'm thinking aesthetically it's the same sort of vibe as somebody on a on a packed |
| 1:01.8 | Tokyo metro train getting pushed onto getting pushed onto the metro. Yeah, so the hip-hop |
| 1:07.6 | it looks like I mean to my you know obviously I'm a layman in this kind of field. To me it |
| 1:12.8 | look like a kind of adolescent one just acting up or whatever. And one of our listeners who |
| 1:18.7 | I can't find their name now. So I will find it. The hip-hop video. Yeah, it's set the hip-hop |
| 1:25.5 | video basically saying, oh it's Sam Westover. Hello to you Sam. He said, he said to us, |
| 1:31.0 | does this zookeeper need a metal tray? Yes. He's going to find his thoughts on the story of |
| 1:37.0 | seeing a lot of hip-hop being hit in the face by a metal tray. I know this is probably statistically |
| 1:44.4 | led in this to do with different environmental factors but hip-hop are very dangerous, right? |
| 1:49.9 | They've got teeth like big pegs, aren't they? Yeah. And I think if you get in between them and |
| 1:54.9 | the water they do no like it baby. Why do they get so aggressive when they're not when they |
| 1:59.4 | denied water for a bit? It's because I think they want to be out. It's not drinking water. It's |
| 2:04.5 | the water they need to go to feel comfortable. Is that Sam in the dog? That's Sam in the dogs. |
| 2:10.4 | Oh, he's a good boy. Hello Sam. Hello little fella. Does he do any barking? He does constantly |
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