Don’t drink your dad’s Prime
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Remember Geordie Racer? It’s literally a programme about racing pigeons that ran for two months on BBC2. TV was mad in the 80s.
Pete tells us about that on today’s show and, leaning into the 80s theme, Luke reminisces about his memories of playing the video game Exile growing up. Plus, a listener explains how he's stopped kids in his local area drinking Prime.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, it's the looca page, it's the looca page show, I'm under the 22nd of May, I |
| 0:27.0 | picked Donaldson, I'm joined by Mr Luke Ma and this week we're sponsored by the Sun, not the |
| 0:33.5 | newspaper, no, no, they should be now. Celestial body at the centre of this solar system that we |
| 0:41.3 | call home. Yes, and Mars milk. Oh, I tell you what, you are such, your energy is so Mars milk |
| 0:51.0 | energy, it's unbelievable. Oh, it's like if a chocolate bar don't have sick in a cart. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah, there's a load of boys I knew at school, you were just big Mars milk kids. |
| 1:01.2 | Mars milk, yeah, if I could choose to have out of my mom's teeth, Mars milk coming out, |
| 1:08.0 | that is definitely what I would, what I would explain a lot. If I would have the choice, it would |
| 1:12.8 | certainly explain my teeth, but yeah, like you just don't see Mars milk anymore, do they even |
| 1:17.9 | make it? I don't know, I was never really, I'm not really a chocolate flavoured kind of person, |
| 1:22.0 | so I would never have got stuck in. I don't, honestly, I like chocolate, but I don't really like |
| 1:26.4 | chocolate flavoured things. Right, I mean, it's, there's still some chocolate in a Mars milk, isn't |
| 1:31.4 | there? I mean, there's the, listen to what I'm saying to you. Right. I like chocolate, I don't |
| 1:36.3 | like chocolate flavoured things. What's the difference? I mean, chocolate is a chocolate flavoured thing, |
| 1:41.9 | you absolute milk. There's one more time, okay? Right. Am I joking? I never really got into it. |
| 1:50.6 | Do you know what I used to love? I used to love milkshakes, but I used to love really, |
| 1:53.8 | because back when we were growing up, Peter, there was only really strobing chocolate banana. |
| 1:57.3 | That's your lot. That's your lot, and I also, you would, and when McDonald's turned up in my town, |
| 2:02.9 | it was like, oh milkshakes, I have tiny fragments of ice in it to make it really thick. They |
| 2:09.8 | were really thick, weren't they? Yeah. Those ones back in the day. I would only ever go with |
| 2:13.2 | strawberry and banana, and I know some people are going to email in now and go, what about vanilla? |
| 2:16.8 | Vanilla came later, okay? Don't step to us on this. You're obviously younger. It was next |
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