How big is your neck?
The Luke and Pete Show
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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Who's got a bigger neck: Luke or Mike Tyson? That’s the unexpected debate that starts today’s show.
Once we get to the bottom of that, we have an email addressing Luke’s bold claim that McDonald’s have never sold onion rings and a listener tells us that they have started behaving like Don Draper. Pete also goes to war against all of Hollywood. He just can’t help himself.
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| 0:00.0 | It's 18 years old. Mike Tyson had a 20 inch neck. Here's a man with a 21 inch neck. Luke |
| 0:18.0 | Moore, how the devil are you? It's so much bridging. You just do so much bridging like |
| 0:23.7 | bouncing your head on the floor. Look at that angle. It's a big old neck. Look at it. Yours is a |
| 0:30.5 | scrawny little fucker. It's not power in mind. I'd love to do 10 minutes or so on next. So my neck |
| 0:38.5 | I remember vividly at school. So I changed school. I went to six former, separate six or 16, |
| 0:46.0 | so this is 16 and younger. So I was probably at 15. My neck was 15 inches, right? |
| 0:52.9 | I was 14 and a half to 15 inch neck, right? That's all right, isn't it? |
| 0:56.5 | Yeah, I don't think you have a particularly large neck. I just literally so |
| 1:02.8 | Mike Tyson had a massive neck and I was like, well, I've got I've got something for the |
| 1:07.1 | intro for crying out loud. Well, frequently done. I'm going to talk about |
| 1:11.6 | neck a little bit more if you don't mind. I wasn't ascribing a value judgment to that particular |
| 1:16.3 | fact. I was just giving you a bit of background, a bit of context because I think my neck is now |
| 1:20.8 | up to about 17 and a half. If you extrapolate that out, in another 25 years, I'll be Mike Tyson |
| 1:29.6 | neck. Yeah, okay. Fine. I reckon your neck is about 10 inches. Real pencil neck. |
| 1:38.6 | The worst pencil that I've ever seen, right? And is the guy who in succession, |
| 1:45.3 | who used to play, who got, who got a lot of stick for essentially blacking up in short circuit. |
| 1:51.7 | Yeah, and it's not helped by having a very interesting chin. His head is very wide. His head |
| 2:02.4 | is very, it's like Stewie Griffin's head. He's got a very wide, awful, shaped head and pronounced |
| 2:09.2 | sort of, sort of, chinny bum chin, sort of coming. You know, it's not million miles away from |
| 2:14.2 | mine, but he, but he, yeah, he's got an astonishing head physique. No one says anything about that. |
| 2:19.4 | No. No. I'm always labeled as being obsessed with the head size, which I am to an extent. |
| 2:24.1 | But that is obscene. Like, my, I've got, I've got this massive turkey wattle here and this |
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