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Ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special episode of the Bitch Bible podcast.

This is my anniversary episode. I am eight years as a published

podcast, or truly nine years. The first year of my podcasting,

those episodes never sell the light of day because they were so deeply

unsettlingly terrible that luckily I had the supervision of my first production

company to be like, yeah, no, we're not putting these out because they're

objectively terrible. Self-awareness is the rhythm of my dance floor.

Always has been. So, yep, this is eight years deep. I'm so happy that I had such

extreme delusion to sustain me for the first three years because I was just so, so terrible.

I feel like I must have shared this at this point, but at the beginning, I used to fully

script myself because I thought that's what I was supposed to do.

And it's very but um, and like try hard edgy and it's just so deeply embarrassing, but I like

it to live on the internet because I feel like it shows trajectory, a minimal trajectory, but

something growth, hashtag growth, hashtag blessed. So, this is very exciting. Let me tell you something

just in case you fucking forgot. I will be podcasting when I'm three feet in the ground.

I love it more than anything. I feel like I don't express it enough. It is the greatest joy

of my entire life. Let that simmer. Let that sink into your fucking bones, okay?

I just want to paint a picture for you because the symbolism as I record this eight-year anniversary

episode is just chef's kiss so rich. I started to catch your renovation a couple days ago. So,

my house is, well, all I need is a red scarf and a leotard because I'm little 80 and gray gardens.

It is such a state of disarray. I'm trying to knock out these bathrooms, this kitchen. I'm trying

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