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Uh, hello everybody.

I've been trying to collect myself for about 14 minutes, but I'm on a deadline.

I listen, you know, when it rains, it pours in this house and shit has literally hit the fan.

If you could see me recording right now, this is so deeply unacceptable.

I am sitting in my only safety fortress in my house right now.

I'm over four months pregnant.

A sewage, something just happened.

My kitchen is being renovated because we're on a time crunch because I'm trying to get shit

dialed in before the demon seed arrives.

And literally minutes before I sat down to record, a stench started to overtake the home.

And we've got a plumber here disconnecting, reconnecting electrical.

I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Information is not power.

And all of a sudden, it's like a side sweat by a sewage infusion.

And something is broken and leaking and now my whole house smells like literal feces.

And I just, I just don't even know what to do at this point.

It's all disgusting.

I have no kitchen.

And I'm literally preparing sauteed spinach to get my full acid on like a camping burner.

Okay, my whole house smells like shit.

I'm going to torch it today.

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