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Welcome to the You Up Podcast.

How you doing this week?

Squirt Nation.

I'm doing pretty good myself.

I'm in Los Angeles, California. I hope you are enjoying the smooth

R&B that's coming from the speakers of this poolside hang that I got going in Wejo.

West Hollywood, that's what we call it here.

I'm on the top of a building and contemplating things just kidding I'm relaxing at the top of a

building there are great guard rails up I trust myself here there There's Plexiglass lining the sides, but it is like kind of

scary to just see Plexiglass and not like an actual rail. Like I don't know. I'm here

with my really good friend, one of my best friends I said best but then I

can't say best because it's man it was so close but it wasn't you didn't

get it you didn't get it now you know you're one of my best

friends you know me better than most people I'm here with Queen of squirt

nation Carlisle Forster welcome to the show Carlow.

What up squirt squirt sorry if we're not still doing that.

No, I said it at the top of the show.

I don't know if, no I said squirt nation, but I don't know that people call themselves squirters.

Come on, O.G.

Okay, I got to talk to you about being on this podcast because maybe it's your first time,

but I kind of do it reporter style because we don't have two microphones.

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