Follow The V w/ The Glasers

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Nikki and her parents made it to St. Louis to hunker down and self-quarantine during coronapocalypse. EJ shares his near death story, Julie & Nikki have opposing views over makeup and a shout out to Howard Stern because why not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	What was that?
0:05.0	What was that?
0:06.0	Not a funny yet.
0:07.0	Yeah, well, why don't we just start right now?
0:09.0	What was that sound that you just did?
0:10.0	That was just me giving a groan.
0:12.0	Just testing it? No, I was trying to get my vocal
0:14.5	cord limbered up oh what's another exercise you can give me sometimes when I
0:21.5	drive to you. Lip trails.
0:24.0	That's my mom.
0:25.0	That's a good one, mom.
0:27.0	Lana, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n.
0:30.0	Okay, this is all a little bit loud for the listener.
0:33.7	You're holding the mic a little bit.
0:35.3	How about me?
0:36.1	We just gotta stay a steady volume.
0:37.4	I don't really wanna be working the ones and twos of this.
0:40.0	When I drive to gigs, I do the lip trails and sometimes I think if people see you as a traffic light just going like
0:45.8	Yeah, they're gonna think your little baby. So I've installed windshield wipers on the inside of my car now
0:50.2	Oh, so it can which wip wouldn't really stop people from seeing you. It just
0:54.0	no it just prevents the he could see out the window. The spin on the window. I got it.
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