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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:12:11.05 It’s A Douche Free Weekend 00:02:27:02.69 Lord Douche Makes Me Eat Expired Food 00:08:12:08.30 Member Of Ever Marginalized Ever Group Gets Arrested 00:16:22:14.22 Tom Hank’s Niece Tries To Sing 00:20:48:17.18 50+ Year Old virgin Sad Sack 00:24:45:05.47 Frankie’s Impression of a Tornado Siren 00:26:46:21.79 New Info On Tamir and That BITCH Emma Watson 00:30:30:13.66 Join The Sideshow – Distorted View’s Subscription Membership 00:33:07:22.31 Let The Ongoing War Help You Shed The Pounds 00:37:18:03.52 Blind […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, November 10th,
0:02.8	2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	sitting on your girlfriend's head in that next snapping way.
0:08.6	Plus, the wartime Israeli Weight Loss Program,
0:11.6	Hebrew Sighs. Being forced to drink 9-year-old milk. Israeli Weight Loss Program, Hebrew Size,
0:13.0	being forced to drink 9-year-old milk products
0:15.8	and the depressing Tik-Toc videos of a 56-year-old Virgin.
0:19.4	Today's Distorted View Podcast is brought to you by
0:27.0	What's the color of my life?
0:29.0	White.
0:30.0	My skin gets me where I want to be.
0:33.0	100% perfection. Think about it.
0:36.0	9 out of 10 of the world's richest people are white.
0:39.0	White gets you accepted.
0:41.0	A better job, a head in life.
0:44.0	Light up, make the white choice.
0:47.0	White, the color of a bright life.
0:51.0	Cine and the drase, how much nice for the E3? life. whole to the size of a fucking coconut.
1:02.6	You know Optimus Crime is my husband niggles.
1:06.2	Small animals such as rabbits and gerbils.
1:09.3	Christian now fears his flatulence.
1:11.6	Well, hello, Freaks!
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