Jerk Junkies / A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas

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Tim Henson

News, Society & Culture, Documentary, News Commentary, Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:27:23.69 Another Kinda-Holiday Coming Up 00:04:13:03.28 An Alpha Male Wedding 00:15:21:22.35 A Woman’s Insane Orgasm Sounds 00:18:29:04.43 A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas 00:24:01:01.09 Pathetic Peen Stroking Jerk Junkies 00:30:01:05.28 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:13.11 Sharing Your Porn History With Your Teenage Son 00:37:27:04.73 Stabbed Over The TV Remote 00:40:15:16.62 Blowing Off An Emergency For Fast Food Chicken 00:43:10:14.57 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 8th,
0:03.0	2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.6	Join me as I experience my first alpha male wedding,
0:09.0	plus pussy denial for chirchunkies.
0:12.3	What Yoko Ono must sound like when she orgasms, and celebrate
0:16.2	the season with cerebral palsy Christmas music. Do you feel that?
0:27.0	feel that.
0:55.0	Do you feel that? Oh shit. Wow! Oh wow! Oh!
0:57.0	Oh!
0:58.0	Oh! Oh!
1:01.0	Oh!
1:02.0	Oh! Oh! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:06.0	drowning deep in my sea, a loathe it,
1:11.0	broken your server die near.
1:15.0	Will you give it to me?
1:17.0	You see what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me.
1:26.0	Will you give it to me?
1:27.0	Look at my own reflection.
1:30.9	When suddenly it changes.
1:33.6	it changes. Oh no!
1:37.6	There is no turning back now.
1:41.8	You've woken the demon in me
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