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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:15:19.10 Watch Today’s Entire Episode Of DV! 00:03:23:03.47 Epic Daniel Larson Youtard Meltodown 00:10:09:21.71 I Raided The Pantry For Expired Food Products Lord Douche Is Hoarding 00:12:28:16.75 Family Find Dead Dad’s Porn Stash 00:17:06:04.72 Shane Lee Has Thoughts On Cam Whores 00:24:29:03.15 Narcissistic Mom Fight! 00:29:12:16.02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:35:05.77 Enthused About The News 00:31:17:03.53 A Babysitter’s Circumcision Punishment 00:35:20:24.68 PissTok – Is Public Urination Videos The Next Big Trend? 00:38:32:22.72 Daycare Baby […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, November 13th,
0:02.8	2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	Daniel Larson in the Ballot of the Bitches.
0:07.9	Plus, finding your dead dad stash of pornos,
0:11.8	a babysitter's home circumcision comes under scrutiny, and will peeing on mass
0:16.0	transit be the next big Tik-Toc trend? Find out today.
0:19.7	It's 2 a.m. and you got on the wrong subway in New York.
0:26.0	It's dangerous.
0:28.0	Someone may want to steal your iPod or purse.
0:31.0	Have you ever been in a dangerous situation where your life is in jeopardy?
0:35.0	Now, Distorted View Presents Safety Tips with Tim Henson.
0:40.0	Tim will teach you how to avoid a mugging a robbery technique one pretend you don't speak the language
0:46.5	I know I should no give me your fucking money bitch
0:56.0	I don't know. The language barrier may be your barrier from danger,
0:59.0	and your pathway to safety.
1:01.0	Technique number two, pretend you're crazy.
1:05.0	Quickly spit a little drool from your mouth and twitch a little.
1:08.3	Make haunting noises.
1:12.1	No one will take money from an insane person.
1:15.0	Technique three, pretend you are a crazy dog.
1:18.0	Just start barking at them.
1:20.0	Show them your teeth and growl.
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