Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a bansom of night,

or have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon,

or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art from all the way, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, into a house enter thou not,

through all fence break through thou not. We are protected that we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, Craves and Peepers. Hopefully welcome back to Scared to Death,

leaving getting a lot of new listeners lately, so appreciate that very much.

Welcome to the fun show. I'm Dan. Hey Dan, I'm Lindsay.

And thanks for getting spooked with us again. Spooked! Spooked! Spooked!

Quick update on producer Joe Paisley's COVID status. No ER trips this past week, so yay!

Yay Joe! Yeah, should be out of quarantine, and back in the studio next week.

And as the way we record this one, actually, as you're hearing it, hopefully he is good again.

Yeah, yeah. He had a rough COVID, so.

Yep, hit him hard, hit him hard. Awesome new Scared to Death, Taintop, and the store at BadMagicMurch.com.

Discount code for that, and all the other Scared to Death merch other than the book on screen now for the YouTube viewers.

Good job. I did it, nailed it. How many stories do you have today?

I have two. We'll be kind of like flashing back last week. We talked about losing time.

Yep. I have a story with some serious time loss.

Oh, okay cool. The follow-up on that. Yeah, I mean look at me.

I like it. I will be moving away from missing time. So do you have a mystery?

I have a mystery heading to sunny Southern California for both of today's tales.

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