Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a fandom of night,

or have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon,

or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art from all the way, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm.

Into our house enter thou not, through our fence, break through thou not.

We offer tectin' that we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps and peepers. Kind of real scary show today, I'm Dan.

Hi, Dan and Lindsay.

Hello, producer Joe back in the office, helping COVID-free, yay!

Shhhhhhh!

Yay!

So very happy to have him back.

Did you know that his backyard is mysteriously and miraculously like completely remodeled in two weeks?

You know what he was really doing.

He's making his wife work in the yard.

We got sweatpants and face masks and face masks, seems appropriate.

In the BadMagicMurch.com store today, taking a break from tanks and teas this week,

a lot of variety in the BadMagic store, if you get a chance to check it out,

and YouTube viewers, 20% discount code on the screen popping up right now.

Cool. Awesome. We're getting ready for fall.

You can tell by my orange shirt that makes me look like a pumpkin.

Before I preview today's episodes, we get a lot of requests for other strange, creepy, spooky podcasts.

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