Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a bansom of night,

or have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon,

or a ghoul, whatever thou be, until thou art from oily, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, into a house enter thou not,

through all fence, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life, you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to another episode of Scared to Death, Creeps and Peepers, I'm Dan.

Hi, I'm Lindsay, and I'm real shiny today.

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Okay.

Trying to get to the stories as soon as possible, but we do have two really important timely announcements today.

Yes, so as some of you know, if you're following us on social media in any capacity,

the producer Joe has been knocked down by the Rhona.

So today, the show, yeah, Joe has been really sick you guys.

I mean, like, in out of the ER.

Yeah, two times in the ER currently investigating a possible blood clot, like Joe is sick.

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