It's such a shame that you're sitting down.

Why?

Because you, I haven't seen a fatty like that in a while.

They say I did something bad.

Why's it feel so good? I can't quit with that one. Yeah, I keep saying I guess I did something bad. I'm not willing to admit to things. Yes, that's your accountability issues. Yeah, of course. I have a lot of issues, but accountability is definitely one of them.

The ways in which our Long Island lifestyle is manifesting like my cup.

Your big, big cup cup Joe has two now almost too many water bottles I'm having an

issue and listen I know I hate to keep putting your blast. I know that I could willingly buy myself a water bottle. I absolutely can

I said to Joe all I want from my birthday this year is a water bottle and I did it

To just like plant the seed because I was like oh it's

gonna be something he's gonna hear that and he goes to say let me get him a water bottle

he has a new water bottle his head every day every day and yet your gift again your gift is like still being

worked stopped yeah to test it out it's well it's just like yeah I want to get you

the best possible water bottles so I am just trying them all I love that I mean I do

and I think I'm learning a few things I have a feeling you might really like that one over there I think I

would too I feel like I really like that color but like I'm not gonna it's like suckable like it's like a soft I feel like I really like that color but like I'm not gonna take that color

like it's like a soft I'm like a nipple.

Shut up. It's like a nipple. I did fully show up to your house with two slices of

pizza and a broccoli roll and to Joe opening the door and I really knew what I was getting myself into.

Joe needed to work, he needed to edit, he needed to do things and he was like, all right,

bye.

Bye. And so I just sat in his kitchen until his mom got home,

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