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Good Children

The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive [VIDEO]

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11-year-old boys as a 13-year-old boy, the Brown University Board of Admissions process, the mechanics of a lawn mower, and why every social media manager is gay.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's such a shame that you're sitting down.

0:02.0

Why?

0:03.0

Because you, I haven't seen a fatty like that in a while.

0:07.0

They say I did something bad.

0:11.0

Why's it feel so good? I can't quit with that one. Yeah, I keep saying I guess I did something bad. I'm not willing to admit to things. Yes, that's that's their accountability issues. Yeah of course. I have a lot of issues, but accountability is definitely one of them.

0:25.6

The ways in which our Long Island lifestyle is manifesting like my cup.

0:31.3

Your big, big,

0:33.0

Joe has two, now almost too many water bottles.

0:37.0

I'm having an issue.

0:38.0

And listen, I know.

0:41.0

I hate to keep putting your blast. I know that I could willingly buy myself a water bottle. I absolutely can

0:47.2

I said to Joe all I want from my birthday this year is a water bottle and I did it

0:52.1

To just like plant the seed because I was like oh it's

0:54.7

gonna be something he's gonna hear that and he's gonna say let me get him a water bottle

0:58.0

he has a new water bottle his head every day every day and yet your gift again your gift is like still being

1:04.9

worked stopped yeah to test it out it's well it's just like yeah I want to get you the

1:10.2

best possible water bottles so I am just trying them all I love that I mean I do I think

1:16.2

I'm learning a few things I have a feeling you might really like that one over there I think I

1:19.4

would too I feel like I really like that color but like I'm not gonna it's like suckable like it's like a soft I really like I really like that color but like I'm not gonna take that color

1:22.6

like it's like a soft I'm like a nipple I did fully show up to your house

1:29.7

with two slices of pizza and a roll and to Joe opening the door and I really knew what I was getting myself into.

1:37.0

Joe needed to work, he needed to edit, he needed to do things and he was like, all right,

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