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🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11-year-old boys as a 13-year-old boy, the Brown University Board of Admissions process, the mechanics of a lawn mower, and why every social media manager is gay.
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| 0:00.0 | It's such a shame that you're sitting down. |
| 0:02.0 | Why? |
| 0:03.0 | Because you, I haven't seen a fatty like that in a while. |
| 0:07.0 | They say I did something bad. |
| 0:11.0 | Why's it feel so good? I can't quit with that one. Yeah, I keep saying I guess I did something bad. I'm not willing to admit to things. Yes, that's that's their accountability issues. Yeah of course. I have a lot of issues, but accountability is definitely one of them. |
| 0:25.6 | The ways in which our Long Island lifestyle is manifesting like my cup. |
| 0:31.3 | Your big, big, |
| 0:33.0 | Joe has two, now almost too many water bottles. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm having an issue. |
| 0:38.0 | And listen, I know. |
| 0:41.0 | I hate to keep putting your blast. I know that I could willingly buy myself a water bottle. I absolutely can |
| 0:47.2 | I said to Joe all I want from my birthday this year is a water bottle and I did it |
| 0:52.1 | To just like plant the seed because I was like oh it's |
| 0:54.7 | gonna be something he's gonna hear that and he's gonna say let me get him a water bottle |
| 0:58.0 | he has a new water bottle his head every day every day and yet your gift again your gift is like still being |
| 1:04.9 | worked stopped yeah to test it out it's well it's just like yeah I want to get you the |
| 1:10.2 | best possible water bottles so I am just trying them all I love that I mean I do I think |
| 1:16.2 | I'm learning a few things I have a feeling you might really like that one over there I think I |
| 1:19.4 | would too I feel like I really like that color but like I'm not gonna it's like suckable like it's like a soft I really like I really like that color but like I'm not gonna take that color |
| 1:22.6 | like it's like a soft I'm like a nipple I did fully show up to your house |
| 1:29.7 | with two slices of pizza and a roll and to Joe opening the door and I really knew what I was getting myself into. |
| 1:37.0 | Joe needed to work, he needed to edit, he needed to do things and he was like, all right, |
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