The Hallowed Y'alls of Justice

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Alexandra brings the case against her mother, Dale. Whenever Dale travels, she likes to adopt the local accent in conversation with those around her. Alexandra is embarrassed every time she does this and wishes she would stop. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to David Dwyer for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:06.0	I'm Baylif Jessi Thorn.
0:07.9	This week, the hallowed y'alls of justice.
0:11.5	Alexandra brings the case against her mother Dale.
0:14.4	Whenever Dale travels, she likes to adopt the local accent in conversation with those
0:18.4	around her.
0:19.4	Alexandra is embarrassed every time she does this and wishes she would stop.
0:24.3	Who's right?
0:25.3	Who's wrong?
0:26.3	Only one man can decide.
0:27.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:33.4	reference.
0:35.0	This universe is only one of an infinite number, y'all.
0:40.2	Worlds without end.
0:42.0	Some benevolent and life-giving.
0:44.4	Others with malice and hunger, governor.
0:47.9	Dark places where power is older than time lie.
0:51.2	Heaven is unwaiting.
0:53.4	Who are you in this vast multiverse, Baylif Jessi Thorn?
0:58.7	I ask you that and ask you to swear them in.
1:02.5	Oh, yeah.
1:04.4	Please rise and raise your right hand.
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