Live From Brooklyn, NY 2016

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Caution: There are unbleeped swear words that happen during the musical portions of this episode. If you are listening with kids, keep that in mind. "Shut Your Drawer Hole" and "The Most Important Trial of the Day," taped in front of a live audience at one of two live shows in Brooklyn, NY on September 19, 2016 during the Tour of Live Justice! Plus, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn catch up with Jenny and Erin from Episode 186: The Commune-ish Manifesto and songs from PitchBlak Brass Band! Thank you to Sarahjane Dube and Teddy Hose for suggesting this week's titles! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.0	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:06.7	This week's episode was recorded live with a live audience at the Bell House in Brooklyn,
0:12.0	New York.
0:13.0	We just want to let you know before we get into things that this week's musical guest,
0:17.4	the pitch black brass band, has a little bit of strong language in the songs on the
0:21.5	show.
0:22.5	In case you're listening with the kids, you don't want them to hear it.
0:25.1	But seriously, they were really great.
0:26.6	Tonight from Brooklyn, shut your drawer hole.
0:45.0	Rob brings the case against his girlfriend, Caitlin.
0:47.7	He's tired of her clutter and her tendency to leave drawers open.
0:52.6	Caitlin is a student who also works.
0:54.8	She wants Rob to cut her a little slack.
0:57.9	Who's right?
0:58.9	Who's wrong?
0:59.9	Only one man can decide.
1:01.4	Please rise, metaphorically.
1:05.1	As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers the obscure cultural reference.
1:21.9	In my father's many mansions, on the uppermost floors reside the righteous few who've always
1:29.7	closed their dresser drawers.
1:32.7	In preditions, loans and tenements, the damned dwell in their caves where the dresser drawers
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