I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith and Sniff and which two friends talk about cars and also DJ Khaled and Lost Passports.

Nice big sniff now that I've pressed record, it's always the wrong way to do it, isn't it?

Who does that?

Was it last week or the week before when I was going through it?

Both of us had a bit of a claggy throw to it, there was more coughing than normal that I tried to just clip out where I could because it spikes the level of something rotten.

I hadn't even noticed that I was doing it and it was like, there's a bit.

I did have a bit actually where I was talking and I just started going, yeah so anyway.

You just carried full clag on, your throat bogs down.

Did you have an anti-clag turbo?

It's a fring from turbo clag.

Is it like X more sheep who have a very claggy wooly asshole?

It's the anti-clag back door that they're constantly striving for.

Have we talked before?

I think I might have said that it always baffles me that dogs still exist because they're so thick sometimes.

You just think in nature, how has the dog survived this long constantly eating its own shit and stuff?

It's like there's a species that looks like it's sealed over here.

Here are us, kindly human stepping in and go, look, if you agree to let us train you not to shit on our carpets,

we will help you not to completely eradicate your own species by eating anything and everything and then getting ill and dying.

I think they're like sheep or another one.

What the bloody hell are sheep?

They're not trying to survive.

The sheep's problems might be sort of related to mankind in as much as the classic sheep gambit

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