The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

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4.9 • 45.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmuride and noise.
0:02.9	We watched the Great North Run.
0:04.7	Oh yeah, we did.
0:05.6	And we talk extensively about it. It's a big part of our life and heritage. It is, and we're signing up for next year. Right? No, we're not, we're not. No, maybe, maybe. I'm still at a maybe. I'm absolutely not. We'll see. Rosie plays a quiz for some very exciting prizes. It's awful. I would skip ahead.
0:21.0	Yeah, you loved it.
0:22.6	She's got double beef this week.
0:24.0	Yes.
0:24.8	Yes. Rosie plays a quiz for some very exciting prizes. It's awful. I would skip ahead. Yeah, you loved it. She's got double beef this week. Yes, yes. You're very much getting on my tits. Yep, that's in the job description. You knew what you're married. And Rosie is nearly hospitalised by a pat of crisps. Oh, why do the things I love want to hurt us so much, Chris? Oh, I know. I know. It's including you. Great, I don't. I try not do. Just emotionally and mentally. And obviously we've got questions from the public. Enjoy! Bye! This episode is sponsored by Peugeot. Right, so as we know, I'm always looking at upgrading the car, and I've found something that might actually keep us both happy.
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