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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.9 • 45.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury… and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?! QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on this week's episode of Shag's Married and Oide. We discuss an extremely stressful morning that Rosie's had. Oh, one of the worst mornings of my entire life. Coming from actually quite a nice place. Oh yeah, it was meant with love. But it was horrible. But it was awful. I got roping as well by the end. We discussed the elephant in the room, which is by incredible facial wounds that make us look like
0:21.4	some kind of action hero, let's be honest. Absolutely ridiculous. Well, Robin thinks they're cool. I'd rather you came in and said he had a scrap at the bus stop. Whatever. Obviously, as well, we've got beef. Yep. I don't have a beef. You don't have a beef? Well, you're saying. Right, okay. I'll get a beef out of you, don't you worry about that
0:37.8	and be obnoxious enough to get one by the end of this.
0:39.8	Oh, we know, we know.
0:40.6	And of course we've got You don't have a beef. Well, you're saying. Right, okay. I'll get a beef out of you. Don't you worry about that?
0:37.9	And be obnoxious enough to get one by the end of this.
0:39.8	Oh, we know.
0:40.0	We know.
0:40.5	And of course, we've got questions from the public.
0:50.3	Very armpit heavy this week. Very armpit heavy. If you were offended by armpits in any way, shape or form, Honestly, I would skip this full episode.
0:51.7	I would just keep listening to me like,
0:53.5	because you're going to find out stuff about armpits that you didn't even think was possible.
0:54.6	Yeah.
0:55.4	It's made me appreciate my armpit more, if anything.
0:57.9	Yeah. It's made me appreciate my armpit more, if anything. Well done you. I took it took them both for granted for years. Love him. All that and lots, lots more. Enjoy. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. This episode is sponsored by Peugeot.
1:14.2	Right, so as we know, I'm always looking at upgrading the car,
1:17.2	and I've found something that might actually keep us both happy.
1:18.4	Ooh, bold claim.
1:21.9	Peugeot have just refreshed their entire SUV lineup.
1:25.9	They've got the Compact 2008, the sporty 3,08,
1:31.3	and the big one, the new 5,008, with seven seats as standard. Seven seats?
1:32.3	Ooh, we could take the kids, the bikes, we could take my sister and my mal, and we'd still have room for all of the emergency snacks.
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