The United States of Scat

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He knows all about the rodecaster We cant go wrong with mountain monsters The silver giant A stripe from dick to chin Sk** wa***** Why are they always yelling?! Science, baby! A professor in poop The #1 scat-ologist in the US of A They need the full moon for their spells, obviously Bear cunt! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	But what is your level of self-care at the manful?
0:02.0	What's your morning and night time, actually?
0:04.0	Get out.
0:06.0	Go downstairs, Lou gets the kids ready, I take them to school.
0:09.0	Right.
0:10.0	I have a coffee and I immediately get off to the coffee.
0:13.0	As if like, it once has touched my lips, I've basically got to stop putting my trousers down.
0:17.0	I have my sh** normally, it's normally awful, my diet's all over the place.
0:20.0	Sometimes it makes you so bad.
0:24.0	I think that's not right, but I've got time to think.
0:26.0	You can't get a doctor's appointment.
0:27.0	Then I put my trousers up.
0:29.0	Then we head back to school for you.
0:31.0	Do you ever get that in?
0:33.0	And you think, what's happened there?
0:35.0	Is that last?
0:36.0	He's screaming for it all.
0:41.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break...
0:44.0	I'm the number one skinologist!
0:46.0	Excuse me!
0:47.0	I'm a number two skinologist!
0:50.0	I have been certified by the United States Skin Association.
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