The Grandfather Claws

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Should an elderly cat be treated as a family member?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. This week, the grandfather
0:07.4	clause. Josh brings the case against his partner Melony. They recently moved in together,
0:12.4	and they share their apartment with Josh's aging cat. Josh says the cat's like family to him.
0:18.2	It should be afforded certain privileges and comforts. Melony insists the cat's not a family
0:24.2	member. Josh's cuddling has to stop who's right who's wrong only one man can decide
0:30.4	please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom. Judge John Hodgman... Judge John Hodgman...
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0:42.1	John Hodgman... Judge John Hodgman... Judge John Hodgman.. Judge Your Pie... H
0:46.6	I hold Judge John Hodgman, the internet podcast judge show that's so good I ask for it by name.
0:57.7	Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
0:59.3	Please rise, raise your right hands.
1:01.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:04.6	God or whatever?
1:05.6	I do.
1:06.6	I do.
1:07.6	I do.
1:08.6	Very well.
1:09.6	I just do swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he himself
1:14.1	is half-cat.
1:15.1	Yes.
1:16.1	Yes, we do.
1:17.1	Judge Hodgman.
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