Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne. This week, do you

want to hoard some snow globes? Sean brings the case against his husband Jamie. They

recently bought a home and they differ on issues of decor. Jamie wants to have a theme

room dedicated entirely to one of his favorite movies, Frozen. Sean says an entire Frozen

room would be too much. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide. Please rise

as Judge John Hodgman enters the court.

Passengers, eternal order flows from the sacred engine. We must occupy our preordained

position. I belong to the front. You belong to the tail. Know your place. Keep your place.

Watch your pie hole when so ordered. Jesse Thorne swear them in. Please rise and raise

your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

so help you God or whatever?

I do. We do. You swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that

an entire wing of his mance is themed out in honor of the film The Great Mouse Detective.

I do. I do.

Very well. How did you know, Jesse? I've been there. You made me sleep there. You

are going to be my rat Watson. Sean and Jamie, for those of your names you may be seated

for an immediate summary judgment in one of your favors, can either of you name the piece

of culture that I paraphrased as I entered the courtroom.

I cannot. Who speaks that was Sean.

All right. Good. Yeah. The problem is we look alike too. So it doesn't really help

in a podcast. Not in not in my head. I can't see you and you look very different from

each other. But your names for some reason come. I keep wanting to call you John and

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