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Episode One

The Gods of Podcasting 24 - Are Taxes Constitutional? [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Branson, Andrew, and Charles dish about taxes, invent a nephew for Uncle Sam, and encourage all listeners to put down their bombs and embrace peace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96550496

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0:00.0

You know, if you get it back within like a year, it's nothing, right?

0:04.7

But after that, it's five percent.

0:07.0

I have a hypothetical for you, Branson.

0:08.3

Would you rather have a million dollars with a million percent interest or zero dollars

0:13.1

with zero percent interest?

0:14.4

Oh, man, that's a good question.

0:16.0

You know, as a loan, I wouldn't want a million percent interest loan.

0:21.3

So you're asking me if I want like negative a billion dollars or zero dollars, I guess.

0:28.0

Well, I guess if I'm getting a loan, that would mean for a brief moment in time for about a one month period before I have my $10 trillion payment, I would have a million dollars.

0:39.5

You could just spend the million dollars and then kill yourself for one month and then go

0:45.4

on the run.

0:47.0

Yeah.

0:47.8

Yeah.

0:48.8

Yeah.

0:49.1

So, you know, I guess, you know, having a million dollars for a month before I kill myself could be

0:54.7

okay. But yeah, I guess I'll still have to go with the zero percent load.

0:59.2

You know, a zero percent load doesn't matter what the interest rate is either.

1:04.5

Zero dollar loan.

1:05.9

You got a carrot.

1:08.0

Are you a regular Bugs Bunny over here?

1:09.7

He's a regular Jack Sparrow over here

1:11.5

How big is a carrot?

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