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Episode One

316 - The 4th Annual E1 vs PAL Timeshare Dispute

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

E1 and Podcast About List go on vacation at their timeshare in Nashua, NH but arrive to a discomforting surprise… E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0

Yo, what up everybody? It's Branson. I'm here in Nashville. I'm here in Nashville, New Hampshire. Hey, what up? Hey, what up, everybody? It's Branson. Hey, what up everybody? Hey, what up everybody here? Branson in Nashville, New Hampshire. Ready to have the best vacation of my life. Super pumped, blocked out this time. We're done with the bullshit in New Year's. We're done to the bullshit in Christmas. And now we just get to have, I just get to have some cool

0:24.2

January fun with five of my good friends. So it's going to be the E1 potabout list of vacation.

0:30.6

Everyone's going to be coming in here in a second. And we're going to see Ponytail. He's the

0:35.6

guy that's kind of been running our time share up here in Nashville.

0:38.8

Oh, everybody's here. Hey, guys, what's up? Over here. Yeah, what I'm going to. You guys,

0:43.1

ready for this? Yo. Branson, I can't wait to feed you an ice cream beam. Ponytail learned

0:49.2

a new sex move. Is it, does it involve his ponytail? No, he said, he described it to me over the phone.

0:55.5

He says it involves kind of holding your lower back like your Forrest Gump.

0:59.2

Oh, okay.

1:00.5

Yeah, you hold your lower back and you kind of let your, your leverage of your wrist do all

1:05.3

of the work for you.

1:06.4

He says it drives women berserk.

1:08.2

Oh, is it called the talking?

1:09.6

Gumping?

1:10.8

I think so. I think he said gumping or stumping. drives women berserk. Oh, is it called... Gumping?

1:11.7

I think so.

1:13.3

I think he said gumping or stumping.

1:15.3

He sounded, he was kind of, you know,

1:18.4

sounded a little off when he was on the phone or... Are you sure he didn't...

1:20.6

He was probably...

1:22.1

drunk.

1:23.4

Or high, knowing him.

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