The God Pod's Best Moments Of 2023 (So Far)

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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On The God Pod’s 2023 Greatest Hits… So Far: You’ll get a hope boner and a contact high reliving Moses getting anally probed, shooting down rainbows from the woke sky, the orangutan CIA, Mitch trippin’, the Easter Bunny’s battle with Jesus, and bird-splaining to a cynical Holy Spirit. Will God and Moses start wearing pants? Why did Captain America do nothing about Jim Crow laws? Will Satan and MTG get married? Does the moon exist? You’ll never know if you don’t listen to The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! This episode is brought to you by Focus on the Family* *Ha! Did you really think we would promote those losers? WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

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0:00.0	Welcome to The God Paw. I'm God. Thanks so much for joining me on the show once again.
0:19.2	We've got a fun show for you today. It's going to be basically our best hits, our highlights,
0:25.2	from 2023 so far. So sit back, relax. These are our best moments from the year of 2023 so far.
0:35.2	Yeah, it's going to be all killer, no filler. Basically, we're fucking hilarious. This is an episode
0:42.0	you're not going to want to miss because it's all the stuff, all the best, funniest stuff from the
0:48.8	year. You're going to have to, you know, remember what happened this year in some instances to
0:53.6	understand what's going on and that's on you. I want to remind you that if you want to support
0:57.9	this show head over to patreon.com slash God pod. You can also support this show by following us
1:04.3	on twitch.tv slash the God pod and turning on your notifications. Finally, feel free to join
1:11.4	our discord. It's free. Link is in the description of this and every episode. All right, enjoy humans.
1:18.8	Oh, focus on the family is trying to buy ads on our blasphemous podcast and apparently whoever's
1:28.1	in charge of their ad spend doesn't do any fucking research. It's not just that I've gotten one
1:35.7	email about this. Oh, I've gotten like five. Oh my god. I don't know what to tell you, but the
1:42.9	answer is no sweet Santa quotes. There is no greater sound in the world than the rustle of Santa
1:52.2	sleigh bells on Christmas Eve. How would you all know you're supposed to be sleeping?
1:58.8	I'm sorry. I'm so fired up about the story. You're both like, uh, shut up, god. It's fascinating
2:04.8	the whole situation. How much did Tom Cruise pay you? Listen, just because I find it boring,
2:10.4	does it mean I don't find it interesting? I would say that humans obviously are my biggest
2:15.9	mistake, but they're also my favorite mistake. Yeah. Because they make all that TV that I love.
2:22.2	You were pretty bored before television came along. You were like, yeah. Oh, I had no idea how bored
2:27.8	I was, Moses, until humans started writing drawing stuff on cave walls. Yeah. I was like,
2:35.0	this is blowing my mind. Look how cute they are. Moses, have you ever been annually probed by an
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