The God Pod Roasts Trump's Mugshot

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🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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The Unholy Trinity reacts to Trump’s Mugshot on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod: God, Santa, and The Holy Spirit, back from a week of vacation, talk about God’s new hot tub and multiple Speedo lumps, God’s meated-up fat schlong, the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Trump’s mug mugshot, and Oppenheimer’s forbidden nipples. Will God bait the Holy Spirit into a Scottish accent? Will Trump achieve his aspirational prison weight? Is Carlos Santana Santa’s third cousin twice removed? Will Santa win Twitch? Disoriented? You won’t be after this episode of the God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

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0:00.0	Today on The God Bomb haven't the humans learned anything from this year don't go under water in a little sub to look for things
0:13.0	You thought the world couldn't get more insane, and then it does they're just like but we love him
0:19.6	Literally all anyone cares about is if you know someone and people are like, oh, I know Trump. I know him
0:26.0	Yeah, it seems like someone I know what my name is that shouldn't say it and I like that
0:32.7	Just shut up and play a dumb music. What are you talking on stage?
0:36.6	You've got nothing interesting. He's like, oh, it's not going to hurt my money. Okay. I apologize
0:43.8	He says when a woman is a woman and a man is a man. That's it. All right now. Oh, yeah, come over
0:56.4	Welcome to The God Bomb where the points are made up and the points don't matter point. So matter. All right, we got um
1:11.3	We got it Wayne Brady
1:13.9	Colin Machery Ryan Stiles
1:17.2	Laura Holland Linda Taylor
1:19.6	All right, Holy Spirit you take a stab at it. Hey there you cats and kittens
1:25.0	This is the God pod welcome back. We got holy on the ones in twos and we've also got God say hi God
1:31.7	Hey, I mean hi, and we've also got Santa today. Say what's up Santa? Yo, ho, ho
1:37.9	And a bottle of rum we don't have Jesus with us. We miss him. He's always with us in spirit and in mind
1:45.0	Everyone, you know, he's taking some time off getting pegged exactly. Thank. He's in Providence town. Yep. Thank you so much, Holy Spirit. That was actually great
1:54.0	Well, we're back everybody. We took a little week off to relax
1:59.2	Late summer going vacation. Jesus is still on vacation. Jesus is like, you know what? I get two weeks. Yeah
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