Jesus Responds To Being Deemed 'Too Woke' By Evangelicals!

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🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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It’s hot indictment summer on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod: God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit spend week five of the Barbie fallout making fun of Trump’s 4th indictment and his predictable breaking of the gag order. Jesus fights off evangelicals of Trumpianity who think his teachings are too weak and liberal, nothing but love for the dove when the Holy Ghost blesses up Ohio for rejecting Issue 1, and God sorta does an impression of Bill Maher. Will Biden win the White House with pushup contests? Is Jesus too woke? Is Barbie a conservative movie? Is God sending spiders to cause permanent erections? What would Jesus smoke? Curious? Well, stop loitering and listen to the latest episode of the God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on The God Pod.
0:02.0	YOOOO!
0:04.0	That must have been a mistake.
0:05.0	He called him fat.
0:07.0	This is, you know what?
0:08.0	This is exactly what happens to Eminem in a cipher.
0:10.0	You just can't help what's going to come off the top of your head.
0:15.0	But Jesus, if you want to smoke crack and poke pictures
0:17.0	of yourself smoking crack on social media and naked
0:20.0	with your dick out.
0:21.0	Listen, I'm not going to say I support it,
0:23.0	but I would still love you.
0:25.0	Oh, what a supportive father you are.
0:28.0	I would still love you and hope that we can get you into rehab, son.
0:34.0	When the pastor would say,
0:36.0	I'm literally quoting Jesus Christ.
0:41.0	The response would be,
0:43.0	yes, but does that that doesn't work anymore?
0:47.0	That's weak.
0:48.0	What?
0:49.0	Oh my God, that's weak.
0:51.0	That's weak.
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