God Welcomes Jimmy Buffett To Paradise!
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
God and Jesus hang out in a hot-tub on the beach and welcome Jimmy Buffett to Heaven. They discuss the future of the God Pod: The Most Blasphemous Podcast In Existence, the disastrous Burning Man 2023 Music Festival, and the plague coming back. Later on they answer questions from humans. If you prefer, watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/27efNmNmNBI
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| 0:00.0 | This week on The God Pod. |
| 0:02.0 | God taken on the news and telling the idiots that speak for God and you're fucking wrong. |
| 0:08.4 | Yet can you imagine who would speak for God and make me out into such a bigot? |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, I don't know if he would be so worried about taking his shirt off in public, Jesus, |
| 0:18.0 | because he's 6'2 to 15, right? |
| 0:20.5 | Oh, that's right. Yeah, okay, maybe. |
| 0:23.6 | The same height and weight as Lamar Jackson ripped thin quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens, |
| 0:30.7 | who can run at a 95 speed and maddened. |
| 0:36.1 | How do you ever know you're praying to the right God? |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah, that's an important question. |
| 0:42.5 | But if you pray to us, it is the right one. |
| 0:52.7 | Oh, God in God. |
| 0:57.4 | Welcome to The God Pod. |
| 0:59.5 | Hey, I'm God and I'm here with my son, Jesus. What's up, Jesus? |
| 1:04.0 | Hey, Dad, good to be back on the pod. |
| 1:08.1 | I've been off a couple of weeks. |
| 1:10.0 | I know you missed me. |
| 1:11.2 | I missed all the listeners. |
| 1:12.4 | No. I missed you. |
| 1:13.2 | You were gone for like... |
| 1:14.7 | I missed you in the hot tub. |
| 1:15.8 | 40 days and 40 nights. |
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