The God Pod Responds Live To Election Night Results

The God Pod

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🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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God and Jesus hang out on midterms election night 2022 and respond to the results. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God帝, it's a scoreboard say, Quenacchi Jesus.
0:05.0	So she is currently way behind the damn.
0:08.7	Give it to me, inject it into my veins, hold on!
0:13.0	56.9% to 43.1%, so that's a 13-point lead.
0:21.0	Yeah, we love to see it. 47% reporting.
0:24.5	Sorry, humans, God, God, I'm chubby.
0:28.0	Oh, I got excited because early on in the results,
0:32.0	she had a big lead, so it just got me all hyped up.
0:35.0	So you got trumped.
0:36.0	I got trumped.
0:37.0	I said, stop the cow, she's ahead, stop it!
0:43.0	Lauren Bobert, one of the Godpods arch enemies.
0:46.0	Currently, about 9200 votes behind the damn in Colorado.
0:55.0	Lauren Bobert could just lose.
0:58.0	I might actually believe in myself again.
1:15.0	Hi, human, this is The God帝.
1:18.0	I'm God, and I'm here today with my son, Jesus.
1:22.0	Hey, Jesus.
1:23.0	Hey, dad, good evening.
1:25.0	Good evening.
1:26.0	This is, we're here for a God pod decision desk,
1:31.0	a special election night coverage.
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