God Blesses Gen-Z For Being Awesome

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On this blessed episode of the God Pod: Jesus rises from a nap and joins God to spread the corporate free good news about the U.S. elections, furious Republicans, Gen Z coming to the rescue, tacky wolf shirts, Boebert BS, Elon “can’t take a joke” Musk, and God taking away the right to spill your seed. On JFC LOL, they discuss the hypocrisy of evangelicals and Herschel Walker, the Republican civil war, God getting a follow from Luke Skywalker on Twitter, Jesus and God having a wonderful bonding moment on Therapy With Jesus, Bigfoot martial arts, and God explains the ins and outs of making testicles! So crank up your podcast listening app to 11 and let the world know you’re here to humble our new insect overlords! THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: Give Crescent Canna THC gummies a try or enjoy any of their potent, effective, and legal cannabis products at crescentcanna.com and get 30% OFF with my special discount code: GODPOD. You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume THC products. Age verification at checkout. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, because it's in the Bible, folks, that's spilling your seat on the ground as a sin.
0:05.8	Hell, no, I will J.O. Hell, no, I will J.O.
0:09.4	Is it different for you with the holes in your hands? Anyway.
0:11.9	Uhhh, I've made it work.
0:14.9	For those many people that are being fed the fake narrative from the corrupt media that I am angry about the midterms, don't believe it.
0:23.6	Remember, I am a stable genius.
0:27.0	That's the best part.
0:29.0	He brought back stable genius?
0:31.0	You know you're not a stable genius when you have to tell people you're a stable genius.
0:36.0	Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, Jackass.
0:39.0	Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
0:42.0	Never let it get into your head, that's just because someone is rich.
0:46.0	They're smarter than you.
0:48.0	Yes!
0:49.0	They're just lucky and in the right place at the right time, and they had rich parents who gave him a bunch of money to start off with.
0:55.0	But that doesn't make them the genius of all mankind.
0:57.0	kind, and I think this is good for everyone.
1:04.0	Hello dear listener, this is The God Pod. I'm God, and I don't feel comfortable sending
1:18.1	Jesus back. Good call. Oh, you welcome Jesus. Hey God. Hey, how's it going? Good. Oh,
1:24.7	I'm on the Monday episode. This is so exciting. I'm never here. Yeah, welcome to Monday.
1:33.4	Welcome to Monday. We got to talk about more of the fallout from the election. It's going
1:40.4	on in the world of Twitter. We're going to answer some questions on Ask God. We're going
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