God Talks To Guy Who Booed Ted Cruz To Hell At Yankees Game

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🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On this tight amazeballs episode of the God Pod: God, Psyche, and Satan, interview Boo-man Eitan Levine, who recently went viral for roasting Ted "The Penguin" Cruz at a Yankees and Astros game. For all you therapy heads, Psyche brings the healing on 'How Are You Really?,' and a delicious dish of 'The Satan Show!' is served up with sides of Hollyweird drama from Christians angry at Machine Gun Kelly for a sexy priest costume, joke stealing with Ricky Gervais and James Corden, and a sad fan starts a GoFundMe to help Kanye recover his billionaire status. Unlike Twitter, this episode and every episode is FREE! So click or lick those links below… no judgment here, bruh. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the god pod every talk show late-night show they all played audio of me saying like
0:07.4	Trump called your wife ugly. Oh, you said that to him. Yeah, that was me. I said Trump called your wife ugly
0:12.6	I said the insurrection wants to murder you. I called him like a fat fuck. I was like get the hell out of the city
0:20.2	Do you know sports? What's your favorite sport? I like watching the NFL because of the concussions
0:24.9	There's no other reason you like it. You know, it reminds me of gladiators humans don't use the swords
0:29.8	Inaxes and maces anymore which I find disappointing
0:35.0	You're feeling like the world is almost over is that right Satan? Oh, yeah, it's in the air baby
0:40.5	We all feel it. This is how it always goes. I'm depressed
0:44.8	Satan's doing great. I'm happy
0:47.4	Sains depressed. Oh, I didn't say I'm depressed. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to rock get telling yourself that little buddy
0:59.6	Oh
1:06.9	Hi humans this is the Godpot on God and I can't believe you guys haven't gone extinct yet
1:14.1	The Godpot is a twice-weekly show where I the Lord I God interview author scientists comedians and more
1:21.0	I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-hosts speaking of which here's one now
1:26.6	Just one. It's my therapist the God is psyche. Hi psyche. Hi, God
1:32.5	Hi, yeah, Satan's running late as usual surprise surprise. Are we are we shocked?
1:38.5	Yeah, Satan rolled up on the wrong side of the lava pit
1:42.8	I feel like he's just really exhausted from Halloween. He was thriving. He was shining was his holiday like we have to give him a break
1:51.0	Handing out fentanyl to children and helping it alone musk alone musk
1:57.0	I thought of that last night in a dream. I see that you and a loan have quite the relationship on Twitter now every time I love yeah
2:04.0	I actually can you believe this psyche? I mean, I was gonna wait till later this week
2:09.2	I insulted the richest man on the planet
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