The God Pod Reacts To Biden’s Inauguration

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🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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We watched Biden’s inauguration ceremony and are full of thoughts and feelings! No one shows up for Trump, Bernie Sanders becomes a meme, and a poem makes God cry. Listen in as we react to this historic day! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the God Pond. My name is God, and I'm here with the God squad. What's up everybody? What's up? What's going on?
0:15.4	Hey, hello? Hey! That's Moses, the Holy Spirit and Jesus. Yes. Jesus Christ. I... That's me. How are you feeling right now?
0:23.4	You just watched, it's 2 o'clock on Wednesday, we all just watched Biden take office today,
0:31.8	and Kamala and Trump gave a sad speech to no one right Jesus?
0:36.0	Yeah nobody was watching.
0:38.0	Is heaven on Eastern time is that what I'm understanding?
0:41.6	Yeah yeah I'd like to run off New York time.
0:44.0	New York is considered like the capital of the universe.
0:47.0	Right, right.
0:48.0	I got up so early today, so I work off Pacific Time,
0:52.0	because that's where my bachelor Pat is.
0:54.3	So I was up at 4.30 a.m. Pacific Time
0:57.1	because I really wanted to watch Trump leave the White House.
1:00.8	Just that walk of shame, you know? I really wanted to enjoy that.
1:05.0	The hate that Jesus has for Trump. He will wake up at 4.30 in the morning.
1:09.6	There's no hate in my heart. Right. It just felt good to watch him leave the White House. But yeah, it was great. It lived up to expectations. He was very sad. Don Jr. and Eric were both crying.
1:20.0	Which brought me joy. Yeah. What snowflakes?
1:24.0	Oh, delicious.
1:26.0	Yeah, Wolf Blitzer literally called Trump's crowd,
1:30.0	pathetic, tiny and little.
1:32.0	I mean, I mean, it's a statement of fact.
1:35.0	I just wanted to squeeze in one more insult.
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