Trump Gets Banned From Twitter

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🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Satan joins us and describes how he’s feeling now that Trump lost the election and has been banned from social media. Satan talks about what he’s got planned for 2021 and Kevin Kovid stops by to say hi. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans this is God. This is God. With us today on the God pod, Satan, Father of Lives, The Burning One, Prince of Darkness and Evil,
0:17.8	Devil of Hell, The Morning Star and ruler of Demons.
0:21.6	So, we'll see what he's been up to lately. We'll also answer questions
0:26.0	from you, the listeners of the Godpot and we'll talk about the latest in the
0:29.7	goddamn news. I'm here today with the God Squad Jesus the Holy Spirit and Moses how's it going everyone
0:35.5	Hello you how is your weekend all right gearing up for the inauguration
0:40.8	it's very exciting 48 hours to go until President asshole leaves.
0:47.0	Cool, cool.
0:48.0	You excited?
0:50.0	You excited? I'm so excited.
0:51.0	I'm so excited.
0:52.0	I'm so excited. I'm so excited. live. Yeah, are you are you anxious also?
0:55.3	Yes. Yeah, little little because of potential mobs. Yeah, I guess.
1:00.3	A little bit of yeah. What do you think is going to happen?
1:03.0	I hope nothing.
1:06.0	There is so much security in DC right now.
1:08.0	I'm just going to go out on a limb and predict that nothing is going to happen.
1:12.0	Yeah, just hang there on the cross and just go go out on the cross.
1:16.7	Yeah, I don't know Jesus.
1:18.1	If you're the best person to ask like about shit that's going to go down.
1:21.6	I am hopeful. What do you think holy spirit? You think
1:24.8	shit's going to go down? Yes, really? Yes, I do. I mean I don't know I assume some shed's
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