God Reads 1-Star Review From Angry Mormon

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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God and Moses answer your questions and read a VERY special review from an angry Mormon, all while special guest, Chris, vapes and goes to the bathroom live on-air! Just another day at The God Pod! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans this is God this is God. Welcome to the God pod I I'm here today with Moses. What's up Moses?
0:14.8	Hey, what's up there, as my homies say. Did I say that right?
0:18.8	Oh, my homies. Yes, and I'm also here today with one of our patrons, Christopher.
0:25.0	Hello, Christopher, how's it going?
0:27.0	Hello, it's going great.
0:29.0	Do you go by Christopher or Chris?
0:31.0	Chris?
0:32.0	Your name, you know, it's kind of like your name after my son, Jesus Christ.
0:35.7	My parents told me that they did that. So are you a lot like Jesus? What do you think of Jesus?
0:39.9	Jesus is awesome. Jesus is awesome, right? He isn't such a nice kid he is yeah and Jesus doesn't fight he's very non-confrontational so that's true
0:48.2	so where you from Chris I'm from originally from Florida oh but I moved up to Georgia when I turned 12.
0:54.9	Nice.
0:55.3	And I've been here ever since.
0:56.7	Nice.
0:57.7	I would think that was a better move to get out of Florida
1:00.5	as soon as you could.
1:01.5	Yeah, you escaped Florida. And now you're in could. He escaped Florida.
1:03.0	And now you're in Georgia which just turned blue.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	So good job, did you vote in the elections?
1:09.0	Nope.
1:10.0	Oh, why did she vote?
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