Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake

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🗓️ 7 November 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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God and Jesus discuss crypto-bro Sam Bankman-Fried going to prison, Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg being indicted, and the latest insane revelations about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.

God and Jesus discuss in-depth the crisis in Israel, surging public support for a cease-fire, and the potential fallout on the US 2024 presidential election.

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Uranus is nice and everything, but it was a little, um, gassy and smelly.
0:08.0	Wow, okay, it's early, I haven't showered yet. Sorry about that.
0:12.0	I was talking about the planet Jesus not about anything else. Oh, oh.
0:18.0	Everything he says pisses me off. This really pisses me off. Leave me out of it. Leave him out of it.
0:23.0	Leave him.
0:24.0	out of it.
0:25.0	I had nothing to do with making this guy speaker.
0:29.0	Nothing.
0:30.0	You think that I would, it would have taken so many votes?
0:33.2	Can you imagine having a psychopath as your father Jesus?
0:38.9	No, no, definitely not.
0:41.3	I can't imagine if my father would ever let me die on the cross.
0:45.0	If I were to monitor your porn usage, that would be like the worst thing that I can ever do to you. Welcome to the God-Pod. Hi everybody I'm God I'm here with my son Jesus. Hey Jesus. Hey Jesus. Hey
1:08.2	Dad. Hey listeners, hey humans. What's new in the world, Jesus?
1:12.8	You're telling me that Trump is having a bad day in court?
1:15.4	Because you had a bad day in court.
1:19.1	The camera don't lie.
1:20.4	You look really sad.
1:21.3	Yeah, he actually. lie you look really sad.
1:28.0	Yeah, he actually took the witness stand today in New York. This is his civil fraud trial.
1:30.0	And the judge hasn't been happy with him this morning, Shocker, because he keeps talking smack.
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