The God Pod Day After Christmas Spectacular!

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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It's the GOD POD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! episode: God and Psyche wake Santa after a long night of delivering presents and debauchery to find out where he pees, how he met Mrs. Clause, how he eats all the milk and cookies, why he was so mean to Rudolph, who is Crancer the sickly reindeer, who keyed his sleigh, why he second hand smokes around children, and why he didn't bring God a Playstation, FFS. On Ask Santa, they find out if Die Hard is a Christmas movie and if Santa ran over grandma on purpose. On The God As Satan Show! They discuss a Satanic nativity scene and how Christmas won the war on Christmas by shutting down churches on Christmas. The episode ends with a recap of this year's God Pod highlights and a duet by God and Santa. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the Godpot, he talks shit behind your back Santa.
0:04.0	That's because he knows that I'm the more popular.
0:07.0	How many songs are written about you versus him?
0:10.0	Probably the same amount.
0:12.0	We're not familiar with the super-like Christian songs.
0:15.0	Right, because they're dumb. Is that what you're saying?
0:20.0	If Santa were to...
0:22.0	tragically and suddenly expire,
0:24.0	would he be replaced by someone else like in the Santa Claus?
0:28.0	Probably his wife. I never understood why his wife couldn't just do it.
0:31.0	Okay, maybe let's go with this save-to-die plan.
0:38.0	From Hentron, did you aim for my grandma when you ran her over?
0:43.0	I don't mean to be rude, but when Granny is off her meds,
0:47.0	perhaps you guys shouldn't have let her go wandering into the dark.
0:52.0	So shame on Hentron's grandma is what you're saying.
0:55.0	Right, the old bag should have been inside having cocoa.
0:58.0	Do it, do it now!
1:17.0	You know that every year we wait to celebrate
1:23.0	love and style.
1:25.0	It's joy that we're after.
1:28.0	Christmas spectacular.
1:33.0	Decorations hang this sparkle between clinging light.
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