2022 God Pod Wrapped

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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It’s the end of the year God Pod wrap-up: Favorite moments revisited like mocking Jordan Peterson’s “Up Yours, Woke Moralists,” Stranger Gods, Pray: Jesus vs. Predator, the rainbow bridge collapsing, Philosophy Talk, the chili formula shortage, The four fingers of God, DoorDashing pickles to Seth Rogan, Space Jesus, messages from God to Ye and Elon Musk, and more. We also recap God’s favorite commandments like thou shalt say gay, don’t ban abortion, stop removing shows from HBO, save the Choco Taco, and don’t hunt Jesus for sport. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:25.0	Hey humans, welcome to the GodPod. I'm Jesus and today God and I have put together a look back at our favorite moments from 2022 for the podcast.
0:35.0	Later in today's episode we'll share with you our favorite commandments from the year two. Let's get started.
0:56.0	And then he just basically cried and shit himself and said that he would never delete the tweed and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you like musk, came to his defense.
1:10.0	And then Jordan Peterson put out this video that he has been rowdly mocked for. Do you want to hear a little snippet? Yes, because it's pretty funny.
1:22.0	It's pretty fucking funny.
1:24.0	Okay. And if it's not, I want it back up yours woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who.
1:32.0	Okay, that's pretty funny.
1:35.0	Okay, one more time. Up yours woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who.
1:43.0	Okay, okay. Send that. I want to use it in the group chat. I want to use it in the group chat. That was really. That was good. That was good. That's probably the ring.
1:59.0	Today on the GodPod. Stranger things.
2:05.0	Chicken wings.
2:08.0	King of kings.
2:11.0	Onion rings.
2:14.0	Top gun.
2:17.0	Top fod.
2:20.0	Tom Cruise.
2:23.0	Weird Bruce.
2:26.0	Dead wives.
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