God And Jesus Toot Around With Comedian Dan White

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🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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On the next God Pod: God and Jesus interview, special guest comedian Dan White the host of the ‘Improv is Dead’ podcast, viral Tweeter @atdanwhite, and loser with daddy issues. God (high on edibles) drills Dan with hard-hitting questions about his favorite pet, dystopian social media platforms, and the Twitter dumpster fart fire. It’s all about the World Cup on Sportsball With Jesus, where Musk was caught on a date with Kushner, and not one British fan was arrested for the first time in history. They finish off with TV and movie talk, Elon’s mommy coming to his defense, MySpace Tom replying to Elon getting crushed by a Twitter poll calling for him to step down as CEO, and if anyone will take a Toot seriously. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod.
0:02.0	I quit because I don't believe in supporting a fascist.
0:05.6	Yeah, if you don't like supporting fascists, you're gonna have a tough time doing much of anything in the good old US of A.
0:11.6	You watch the World Cup, that was broadcast by Fox, which you go up far enough, and that's Rupert Murdoch, so you're relying on Rupert's pockets.
0:22.0	How many milligrams would it take on an edible to get God? Just loose.
0:27.0	Lose? It just takes one.
0:29.0	Well, how many milligrams?
0:30.0	I'm loose. I'm loose. This is a hundred. This is a hundo.
0:33.0	A hundred? Okay. Oh, no. Really?
0:35.0	A hundred milligrams. It's huge.
0:37.0	They're all a hundred milligrams. Is that not enough or too little?
0:40.0	That sounds like a lot. I'd be tripping balls if I had a hundred.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:47.0	All he's doing is making sure his name is known to all the like...
0:51.0	The douchebags. It makes me sick.
0:53.0	It almost temps a podcast host to be like, well, maybe I should say something controversial.
0:58.0	No, not no.
1:00.0	Get my name in the news.
1:14.0	Why hello there, human. I'm God. Welcome to the Godpot.
1:18.0	On this show, I, the Lord thy God, interview interesting humans.
1:23.0	I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-hosts such as Jesus, Satan, Santa, and more.
1:32.0	Find the Godpot wherever you get your podcasts. The Godpot. Have it. Yahweh.
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